Nintendo Direct in 2023: New games like ‘Mario vs. Donkey Kong’ and ‘Prince of Persia: The Lost Crown,’ along with big announcements!

Nintendo, the company that never releases anything interesting, had another Direct event. Brace yourselves, folks, because we’re getting Mario vs. Donkey Kong and “Princess Peach: Showtime!” Oh, the anticipation is killing me. Mark your calendars for March 22, 2024, the day when “Princess Peach: Showtime!” will surely change the gaming landscape forever.

But wait, there’s more! Hold on to your hats because Nintendo is gracing us with a new trailer for “Prince of Persia: The Lost Crown.” I can hardly contain my excitement. And let’s not forget about Trombone Champ, the indie gem that was clearly missing from our lives. Get ready to experience its “toot-tastic” musical fun on the Switch, because, you know, we’ve all been desperately waiting for that.

Oh joy, Splatoon 3’s expansion pass is getting a “fresh injection of content” with a new single-player campaign called “Side Order.” Because nothing says groundbreaking like a spring 2024 release that promises “replayability.” I can hardly contain my enthusiasm for playing through it multiple times. Thanks, Nintendo, for always surprising us with your incredibly innovative and groundbreaking announcements.