NASA’s Lucy mission was launched on October 16, 2021, in its quest to explore asteroids, accidentally uncovered the cosmic equivalent of a high-end fashion show meets interstellar gossip magazine. Those asteroids are more fabulous than a supernova runway!

It was named after the famous hominid fossil “Lucy,” and its goal was to explore a group of Trojan asteroids that share Jupiter’s orbit.

Little did Lucy know, as it ventured into the asteroid runway, that it was about to stumble upon a treasure trove of interstellar gossip, the kind of celestial secrets that could make even the most scandalous space soap opera blush. It turns out these asteroids weren’t just orbiting Jupiter for the view; they were hosting the universe’s hottest cocktail parties and swapping asteroid-sized fashion tips.

Lucy was left with a burning question: Were these asteroids more than just space rocks? Were they the solar system’s ultimate socialites, keeping secrets that would put even Hollywood’s elite to shame? As Lucy’s mission continued, the asteroids spilled the cosmic beans on their celestial soirées, asteroid jewelry trends, and the latest gossip from the great beyond.

In the end, NASA’s Lucy mission not only explored asteroids but also unveiled a new realm of celestial chic. And so, the universe learned that even space rocks can have a little glamour, and maybe, just maybe, they’ll be the next cover stars of “Asteroid Vogue”!