Swift graciously expressed her gratitude for the exquisite birthday wishes bestowed upon her and delighted in sharing captivating snapshots featuring esteemed companions such as Antoni Porowski, the enchanting Gracie Abrams, and the illustrious Zoë Kravitz.

Oh, poor Taylor Swift, just having a totally average birthday surrounded by her BFFs in New York City. I mean, who hasn’t celebrated their big day with Gigi Hadid, Blake Lively, and Jack Antonoff? Sounds like a totally chill and down-to-earth gathering, right?

And of course, dining at Freemans Restaurant and having Zoë Kravitz present you with a cake declaring you the “Birthday Girl of the Year” is just how we all celebrate turning 34, isn’t it? I mean, who needs a homemade cake and a card from your grandma when you can have a cake that basically declares you the queen of birthdays?

Oh, Travis Kelce couldn’t make it due to football practice? How relatable! Because we all have significant others who are pro athletes with mandatory practices on our birthdays. It’s just a universal experience, really.

And Selena Gomez sending a sweet birthday message on Instagram? The pinnacle of friendship, right up there with borrowing your friend’s pen and returning it. Because flying across the country to celebrate in person is just so last year.

In conclusion, Taylor Swift’s birthday was just your typical, everyday affair that we all go through. I’m sure she really appreciates how her celebration is just like ours, minus the whole celebrity entourage and glamorous venues. Cheers to Taylor for keeping it so incredibly average!