On Thursday, Paris Hilton expressed her gratitude for her “baby girl” by posting a picture of a pink outfit with the name “London” on it.

Oh, wow! Paris Hilton, the epitome of keeping things low-key, just casually dropped the news about her second child. A baby girl, can you believe it? The Instagram post with the strategically placed “London” and the heart-shaped sunglasses is just pure avant-garde fashion, unmatched in its uniqueness.

And, of course, the Real Housewives star and the supermodel’s reactions are so unexpected and not at all the standard emojis and cliché comments you’d expect. The TikTok announcement on Thanksgiving is just a masterclass in breaking news, asking family members about their excitement with all the suspense of a Hollywood thriller.

Let’s not forget the groundbreaking details about the engagement, the three-day wedding ceremony, and the profound revelation that Carter Reum is more than just a run-of-the-mill person. He’s an author, entrepreneur, and has a venture capital firm. Who saw that coming?

I, for one, am on the edge of my seat, eagerly anticipating the next chapter in this riveting saga. The unpredictability is just too much to handle!