Hollywood has unveiled the nominations for this year’s Oscars, celebrating the best stars and movies of the past 12 months.

Ah, the 96th Academy Awards, where the glittering gems of cinema collide in a dazzling display of self-importance.

Let’s delve into the realm of Best Picture, where “American Fiction” battles it out with “Barbie” – because nothing says high art like a plastic doll. In the acting arena, we have Bradley Cooper in “Maestro,” because apparently, conducting an orchestra requires an Oscar-worthy performance. The leading ladies grace us with their presence in films like “Nyad,” where braving sharks is apparently the key to an Academy nod. Supporting roles are filled by the likes of Robert De Niro in “Killers of the Flower Moon,” because who wouldn’t want to see De Niro in a historical drama? The directors, of course, are masters of their craft, steering us through “Anatomy of a Fall” and “The Zone of Interest,” because who needs coherence and relatability in a film? As we move to the screenplays, “Barbie” proves it’s not just a toy but a deep, thought-provoking script.

Original songs, because who can forget the profound lyrics of “I’m Just Ken” from the Barbie universe? And don’t even get me started on the costume design of “Barbie” – clearly, fashion at its peak! In the animated realm, “The Boy and the Heron” competes with the groundbreaking “Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse,” because who needs a coherent storyline when you can have animated chaos? Let’s not forget the shorts, where “The After” explores the riveting world of… well, something. And finally, the 96th Academy Awards promise a night of glamour, self-congratulation, and a generous sprinkle of sarcasm. Enjoy the show, where the real winner is our collective sense of humor.

The 96th Academy Awards will grace Los Angeles with its presence on March 10th for a glamorous night of cinematic celebration.