Beyoncé had an amazing wardrobe during her Renaissance world tour, showcasing stunning looks in her three-hour performances.

Well, brace yourself for the cosmic spectacle that is Gaurav Gupta, the fashion extraordinaire, who must have descended from fashion Valhalla to bestow his “future primitive” creations upon us mortals. Because, naturally, the universe was dying for neon green saris and crystal body suits inspired by the profound patterns in clouds, stars, and comets. It’s common knowledge that ancient Hindu concepts are best expressed through outfits that require hundreds of hours and thousands of crystals – the golden womb would be so proud.

And let’s not forget Gaurav’s magical ability to bend time for high-profile events like the Oscars, Cannes, and the Grammys. Who needs preparation when you have a time-turner handy to craft outfits overnight? It’s almost as if he’s the fashion equivalent of a superhero, saving the day with couture capes and gowns. Because when I think of “future primitive,” I naturally think of a fusion between ancient traditions and a “sexier, younger, cooler” vibe – it’s like he’s a time-traveling trendsetter.

But of course, Gaurav’s clientele isn’t just stars and celebrities; no, they’re “like-minded people on a certain volume in life.” Because when you’re on a certain volume, you apparently transcend the ordinary and become a fashion demigod. So, let us all bask in the glorious aura of Gaurav Gupta, the chosen one bringing Indian culture to the international stage, one neon sari at a time. Praise be to the cosmic couturier!