True friends are willing to help each other no matter what

Once upon a time, in a land where buddy rules were written in invisible ink, two chums found themselves in a bar, sipping the elixir of “questionable life choices.” One of them, let’s call him “The Nap Master,” decides he’s had enough and heads to the bathroom for a date with the porcelain throne, but he ends up snoring louder than a chainsaw convention.

His friend, whom we shall dub “The Master of Rescue Operations,” embarks on a daring mission to save his comrade from the clutches of the evil bathroom lock. Armed with the precision of a bull in a china shop, he dismantles the door, retrieves his snoozing friend, and performs a heroic “cab summoning” spell.

Fast forward two decades, when “The Nap Master” becomes “The Savior of Careers.” In a twist of fate, he offers “The Master of Rescue Operations” a job that had the potential to save his professional life, because, you know, friends don’t let friends miss out on career opportunities.

In this story, it’s crystal clear that friends are willing to help, but whether you make it home or survive the workforce depends on your own finesse, or lack thereof. And don’t forget to add the secret handshake from high school – the one that involves spilling your drink and haphazardly breaking doors. Shh, our little secret!