Banksy admitted he created a new artwork in north London.

Ah, Banksy, the elusive maestro of street art strikes again, this time gracing the humble streets of north London with his presence. Oh, what a boon for the residents, who now feel a surge of pride coursing through their veins, knowing their street has been chosen for such an honor. How touching it must be to receive a “personal message” from the masked marvel, as if Banksy were whispering sweet nothings directly into their ears.

And of course, who better to comment on this stroke of artistic genius than former Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn himself, positively beaming with delight at the sight of greenery adorning his constituency. Because nothing says “progressive politics” quite like a spray-painted tree on a wall, right?

But fear not, dear readers, for Banksy, ever the strategic thinker, has outsmarted even the craftiest of art thieves this time. By ingeniously incorporating a tree into his mural, he has rendered it theft-proof. Truly, one must marvel at the sheer brilliance of such a tactic. After all, how on earth does one go about stealing a tree, especially one that exists solely in the realm of spray paint and stencils?

So let us bask in the glory of this latest masterpiece, this testament to human ingenuity and the enduring power of street art. For who knows when Banksy will grace us with his presence again, bringing with him not just art, but a touch of whimsy and sarcasm that only he can provide. Truly, it’s a privilege to witness such brilliance in our lifetime.