Banks are pirates? Banks are the company of Pirates of the modern seas?

Banks, those modern-day pirates of the financial seas, be like, “Give us yer treasure, we’ll keep it safe, charge you for the privilege, and then offer it to others at a price ye’d never believe.” They’ve got that pirate swagger, but instead of parrots on their shoulders, they’ve got accountants squawking about fees!

Banks make Blackbeard look like a philanthropist by charging you for the privilege of guarding your own doubloons. Argh, they’re cunning financial buccaneers, savvy at pillaging your hard-earned loot without the need for a Jolly Roger!

Banks are more like Lord Beckett’s team from the “Pirates of the Caribbean” series. They might not raise the Jolly Roger, but they’ve got their fingers in many financial treasuries, aiming to control the high seas of your hard-earned gold. It’s all about the fine print and ledgers instead of cannons and cutlasses!